Donald Trump is a very generous President! In fact, the most generous President EVER!!! How do I know? He told me so in a Secret Tweet.
It’s a bit early for President Trump to give out his gifts, but he will soon leave for Mara-a-Lago for Christmas and pal around all his very rich friends, and you can’t expect him to have time for poor people like you who can’t afford membership at Mara-a-Lago. Get real!
So, he asked me to give you your gifts.
Is anyone surprised President Trump’s gift for you and all of us is coal?
President Trump LOVES COAL.
This is one case where Trump is telling the truth when he Tweets as he will if he hasn’t already: “I love coal more than any President ever has or ever will.”
There are coal miners’ daughter as some song goes, but there is one Coal Miners’ President the Carbon Pusher-in-Chief, or as Trump calls the most polluting fuel on Earth, “beautiful clean coal.” He has obviously been breathing too much and his many delusions are proof it has rotted his brain.
By the way, it’s not just COAL President Trump has for all of us. Trump has a fondness for pollution that goes far beyond just coal. When you wake up on Christmas morning excited to find out what Santa Trump has left under your Christmas Tree – which will probably be dying as a result of the gifts he left under it – along with piles of coal will be lots of other pollutants.
Don’t expect to find any solar panels or wind farms under your Christmas Tree. President Trump dislikes them as much as he does good healthy food.
He might leave you a shredded copy of the government’s brand-new environmental report, detailing all the many polluting dangers getting ever worse each day, shredded for all of us so he can send you a message for Christmas, instead of just sending all the copies straight to a Garbage Dump.
President Trump finds a banner story like this in The New York Times this week even more disgusting during the Joyous Holiday Season, and so close to Christmas itself. Trump knows more than anyone that The New York Times is obviously run by evil Grinches to print this headline and fake news …..
“GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS RISE LIKE A SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN IN 2018.” Disgusting, while The White House is decorated so beautifully and while Trump hosts Christmas Parties every night. The Times is obviously part of a conspiracy to destroy President Trump’s Christmas.
This Times article only gets more repulsive for President Trump & friends if you read beyond the headline …
“Greenhouse gas emissions worldwide are growing at an accelerating pace this year, researchers said Wednesday, putting the world on track to face some of the most severe consequences of global warming sooner than expected.”
Then this Christmas Party pooper …
“Scientists described the quickening rate of carbon dioxide emissions in stark terms, comparing it to a “speeding freight train” and laying part of the blame on an unexpected surge in the appetite for oil as people around the world not only buy more cars but also drive them farther than in the past — more than offsetting any gains from the spread of electric vehicles.”
That’s right; President Trump LOVES OIL too because his very good friend, the Murderer Crown Prince of Arabia Salman, loves oil so, so much. Friends must stick together even more when they are despicable like these two. Where does this report come from that is detailed in The New York Times?
Yes, from some left-wing wackos, the Global Carbon Project. Trump knows we need Special Prosecutors for groups like this, not to investigate Donald J. Trump. Put this Special Prosecutor on Trump’s own Christmas Wish List.
If Trump needs more proof to prosecute them read this from the article …
“Reducing carbon emissions is central to stopping global warming. Three years ago nearly 200 nations hammered out the Paris Agreement with a goal of holding warming below 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (two degrees Celsius) over pre-industrial levels.”
“President Trump, however, has vowed to pull the United States out of the accord and has moved to roll back Obama era regulations designed to limit emissions from vehicle tailpipes and power-plant smokestacks.”
As you see, President Trump has plenty of gifts for America. Our President is so, so generous when it comes to pollution. In a class by himself. Trump prides himself that the U.S. is only second to China as the world’s biggest polluter. If he is blessed – and we are cursed – with two terms of Trump his goal is #1.
Yes, I could detail all the gifts President Trump has for you come Christmas morning under your dying Tree but better that I leave some surprises for you.
And what about you what is your Christmas gift for President Trump? If you want my advice, I suggest lock up Hillary Clinton; that will make him happy.
Next episode the Third Week of Christmas as we get closer to The Big Day.